Fat

I now know why adults get fat after they get older and have children. No, it's not because their metabolism changes, I know that's what everyone wants you to think. It's because after you have children, you become lazy. Ok, maybe lazy isn't the right word, but let me explain my philosophy. When your can of Coke is empty but you're watching a good movie and you don't want to get up to get another Coke, what do you do? You call your obedient child into the room and ask them to get into the fridge and bring you another Coke. Or another example is you need a wet-one to wipe the baby's face off, who do you call? Your older, obedient children. My kids aren't angels by any means, but they do come when I call them and they do obey me (most of the time). So there you have it, my philosophy on getting fat.